take the hint!

Jeez, some people just can't take the hint.  How many times do I need to lose my collar before mum & dad understand my point and stop replacing it?

am not!

My mean grandma told me I was turning into a pudgy kitty yesterday, which is totally not true. It’s just a wee bit of winter padding, and I’m certainly not a fat cat – I’m still a sleek little black rocket. Besides, half of it is just extra fur. So there.

pretty!

Mum & Dad gave me my first Big Girl collar this weekend, since my kitten collar was getting a bit small. It’s black with lots of pretty diamonds on it, so it looks perfect on me. After all, I am a princess, so nothing less would do.

not food?

I had my first dose of the Bot this week, and it wasn’t any fun at all. Mum & dad were a bit worried for a day or so, but once everything was out of my system (from one end or the other) I was fine. I’ve always thought that if I could fit a bite of something in my mouth then it must be food. Maybe I was wrong…

naked lala

I managed to get my collar off for a few hours last night, and it was great. I wasn’t really very cooperative when mum & dad put it back on, either. I think I’ve discovered that I’m actually a closet nudist.

yummy!

Why has nobody given me Vegemite before? I’ve obviously had a deprived childhood!

Mum gave me a little lick of Vegemite yesterday, and it’s YUMMY!! I nearly licked her finger right off, but she didn’t take the hint and give me more. I’m sure if I work on her she’ll give me another taste soon, though.

not again!

First someone stole all my boxes and bags from our new house, now someone has stolen my jungle! I had a lovely jungle in the back yard, with grass over my head in some places and lots of big tall plants, but somebody stole most of it on Saturday.

I think mum & dad need to seriously reconsider our new neighbourhood – obviously we’re surrounded by scoundrels and thieves!